working at amazon is the cutest help
A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
i should stop looking for conversation on gay hook up apps
like chill we’ll talk about your dick later right now i want to know what your favorite florence and the machine song is
Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.